This blog is about living the American Dream at the dawn of the new millennium! I am a nameless, mid-20s, bottom 150 Law School Graduate who finds himself marginally attached and awash in a sea of overeducated but underpaid, indentured peers who feel, and were, duped by the promise of a better life through debt and modern chemistry. Let's get to the point. The Law School Industrial Complex is a scam that has destroyed a generation out of greed. Vendettas were once legal and the pursuit of one was seen not only as moral, but necessary. This newly minted lawyer is going to continue the practice. DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL YOU MORONS! Ce qui suit est ce qui reste!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Law Students Are Just Like Us! Felons!!!

"An earthquake achieves what the law promises but does not in practice maintain - the equality of all men."  ~ Ignazio Silone

"If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place." ~ Lord Halifax

So I was going through my daily routine of information sources, see above, and read about the thrilling conclusion to one my favoritest stories of an aspiring law student's shenanigans ever.  Now my absolute favorite is that piece of shit from HLS who committed arson and got away scott-free for no other reason than he was an HLS student 

*Sidenote, I sincerely hope that jackass gets brutally raped by a pack of ravenous hyenas or at the very least has to field test Bob Dole's viagra prescription...that way he'll have something to blog about when Above the Law hires him to write about the gay dating scene in NY BigLaw

No no, the story of law student gone batshit crazy is good old Kumari Fulbright (see below).

Welp, she done be going off to prison in the Cactus State or whatever the fuck represents Arizona. Readers? Any idea? I'm not wasting my time Googling a place that should still rightfully be a territory.

Good Luck Kumari!!! Maybe you'll become the next great made for TV movie about someone who pulls themselves up by their bootstraps, gets that jailhouse law degree and fights for justice!! Or maybe you better learn how to make a shiv real quick...

Till Next Time!!! Watch Out For Drunk Harvard Law Students!!!

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