This blog is about living the American Dream at the dawn of the new millennium! I am a nameless, mid-20s, bottom 150 Law School Graduate who finds himself marginally attached and awash in a sea of overeducated but underpaid, indentured peers who feel, and were, duped by the promise of a better life through debt and modern chemistry. Let's get to the point. The Law School Industrial Complex is a scam that has destroyed a generation out of greed. Vendettas were once legal and the pursuit of one was seen not only as moral, but necessary. This newly minted lawyer is going to continue the practice. DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL YOU MORONS! Ce qui suit est ce qui reste!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Quetzacotl Has Purdy Feathers

As the Oompa Loompas* would ask, "What would you do..."

What would you do if you have a lot of spare time, you have a genuinely unique point of view that comes from a lack of medication, and your generation can only communicate with text via transported light?

START A BLOG!!!!

This may be a new project that I will visit regularly to comment, enlighten, and belittle idiots regarding my favorite subjects and really important issues of our time, which you're not going to find on television. On the other hand, I may not do anything past this single post. Let's find out together shall we?



*BTW, in the very early editions of Ronald Dahl's classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Oompa Loompas were originally depicted as Pygmies from Central Africa cuz white westerners think pygmies are adorable while some others, i.e. Rebel groups in the Congo, think that if you hunt them down, kill them, and eat their flesh that it will make you bulletproof. So just remember, things could be worse...you could be a pygmie.

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